I was looking at my blog stats the other day because of a spike in the number of visitors here, and, not surprisingly, a lot of them got here by googling Paddy Mitchell. I also seem to be popular among googlers who are trying to decide what colour to paint their room, or those who want to knit an Inca hat. However, I couldn’t help but notice a few surprises in the keyword list:
knitting behind bars
irene’s pub brooklyn
giant genitalia
self steam addicted people
blow nose ears
can dogs spread hepatitis c
goat knit men socks
humanely kill a pet hamster
blow nose water in ears
dreadlocks ottawa
i killed my bird
ottawa crack house
stopwatch gang
just nut bread
blowing your nose
collapse and thrust car photo
bbs charming girls
brown cozy room
litle girl starting modeling
brown color palates and painting
how often should you replace the brillo in a crack pipe
crack mothers addiction sex photos
collapse civilization
ear squeak blow nose
clapotis mistake
designer rooms in blue and brown
tricycle truck
hidden room
how to know the date and time of your death
squeak in ear blowing nose
zoom swiffer pattern mistake
furnace is blowing out cold air
heather blows cold air
thigmomorphogenesis
budgie rescue
i killed my bird
feminism rape cut off his balls
i am a hoarder
secret hidden
chateau mannequin 2005
bob purcell
winning complaint letter
frostbitten ear photo
why does my ear squeak when i blow my nose?
nepean sportsplex perfume sale 2007
breast simulator
stumper funeral
moving furniture through narrow doorway
frank plummer bike courier
pictogram of man with walking stick
fuck
i wanted to pee
tantric master seduction style
what should turquoise and brown themed rooms be painted?
stimulate dog pee
glass stem crack lip balm kit
dog pants and paces
chick balls stormy night
post-mortem daguerreotypes
smelly scab
health after getting cut by a rusty knife
torque knitted hats patterns
free knitting pattern winter torque
knitting pizza
ottawonk pierre
tantric seduction
pulsating clitoris video
It kind of makes you wonder, doesn’t it? Like who googles “I wanted to pee”? Why not just go ahead and pee?
What colour should turquoise and brown rooms be painted? There’s a stumper.
Speaking of stumpers, I’ve never heard of Stumper and I didn’t attend his funeral.
I’m sorry I wasn’t able to provide an actual VIDEO of a pulsating clitoris. Geez.
There are steam addicts? Talk about a cheap date.
Fuck? Surely there are other sites that say fuck more than I do.
Knitted torque patterns? I don’t know exactly what torque is, but I don’t think you can knit one.
Who knew there were so many people concerned about their ears squeaking when they blow their nose? I thought I was the only one.
Moving furniture through a narrow doorway? That one cracks me up, because that’s something I’d do: get the furniture wedged in the doorway and then go google it.
I am more surprised by how many people have killed their birds; and by the way, who is Heather?
Deb, I have no idea who Heather is, or why she’s blowing cold air.
I think birds are much easier to kill than people think, and a lot of people might be mystified when they find their poor birds dead on the floor of the cage. The first thing I do when I’m mystified is pull up the google page.
Most of the list mystifies me, to tell you the truth.