My Thursday lunch date was cute, but he preferred breasts to faces, he interrupted other diners’ conversations with his loud demands for food, and then, to top it all off, he took a dump at the table.
Did I mention he was cute?
Meet Jean-Gabriel. He’s the recipient of the Snake Charmer sweater and the cutest little baby booties in the whole entire universe.
Oh yeah. He brought his mom along on our date. Can you believe it?
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Jean-Gabriel is a beautiful baby boy! I’d have lunch with him and his momma anytime. He’s a cutie.
Yeah, he’s a cutie all right. He was a natural choice for the cutest little baby booties in the whole entire universe. I get along great with his mom too. 😉
That’s a cute baby. Let’s hope when he grows up, he’s not still taking a dump at the table though. Might make for an awkward social moment.
Oh too sweet!!! I want to see him in the snake charmer sweater!
Chris, yes, it lends a whole new meaning to easy-going.
Mudmama – it doesn’t fit him yet. (Cynthia reminds me a lot of you, btw, and always has. I think you two would get along well. Plus her first son and your second son are just days apart in age. AND she’s from NS.)
Man, babies are such jerks. I hope you told him not to call.
Roro, I was going to, but he was such a charmer I caved at the last minute. He’s bringing his older brother on our next date.
When I saw the photo of your taller friend I thought “holy crap, I know her”. But I couldn’t place the where, when and who. But then it hit me… I’m not sure how I know this, but your tall friend has a striking resemblance to Melissa Joan Hart, the girl who played Sabrina the Teenage Witch… I’ve got nothing on your short friend. Maybe Mickey Rourke in “Diner”?
http://www.melissajoanhart.net/photos/abc/10.shtml
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxjL0Ifd6gI (0:35, it’s a stretch)
Don’t think of his mom as “his mom”. Think of her as “his lunch”. Heh, heh.