Comments on: Dear Duncan http://www.knitnut.net/2008/08/dear-duncan/ Watch my life unravel... Tue, 16 Mar 2010 01:01:17 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Claudia the cat http://www.knitnut.net/2008/08/dear-duncan/#comment-36350 Claudia the cat Sun, 17 Aug 2008 01:08:34 +0000 http://knitnut.net/?p=767#comment-36350 Dear Duncan, I'm a sucker for a man with a sense of humor. You got me with "There is no P in Team". Your Adoring Fan Dear Duncan,
I’m a sucker for a man with a sense of humor. You got me with “There is no P in Team”.
Your Adoring Fan

]]> By: Pearl http://www.knitnut.net/2008/08/dear-duncan/#comment-36324 Pearl Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:46:22 +0000 http://knitnut.net/?p=767#comment-36324 Dear Duncan Does your column count or are both of you liable for the repercussions of 3 days without posts? Is Robin printing out tickets as we speak? Dear Duncan
Does your column count or are both of you liable for the repercussions of 3 days without posts? Is Robin printing out tickets as we speak?

]]> By: Hella Stella http://www.knitnut.net/2008/08/dear-duncan/#comment-36226 Hella Stella Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:10:28 +0000 http://knitnut.net/?p=767#comment-36226 Dear Duncan, My human teases me because every now and then I enjoy snacking on a giant, dried bull penis. I try to communicate to her that this only makes me MORE of a manly bulldog, but she just giggles and rubs my belly. How do I get her to see that I am tough, ferocious, and not in the least bit homosexual? Love, Mordichai Dear Duncan,

My human teases me because every now and then I enjoy snacking on a giant, dried bull penis. I try to communicate to her that this only makes me MORE of a manly bulldog, but she just giggles and rubs my belly. How do I get her to see that I am tough, ferocious, and not in the least bit homosexual?

Love,
Mordichai

]]> By: Clint Eastwood http://www.knitnut.net/2008/08/dear-duncan/#comment-36219 Clint Eastwood Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:07:25 +0000 http://knitnut.net/?p=767#comment-36219 So Duncan, old pal, do you think a guy should be allowed to go outside whenever he wants? Especially at night? For as long as he wants? Without any lectures and other BS? Just wondering. -The cat with no name So Duncan, old pal, do you think a guy should be allowed to go outside whenever he wants? Especially at night? For as long as he wants? Without any lectures and other BS?

Just wondering.

-The cat with no name

]]> By: Logan-the-Dog http://www.knitnut.net/2008/08/dear-duncan/#comment-36216 Logan-the-Dog Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:53:16 +0000 http://knitnut.net/?p=767#comment-36216 Dear Duncan, Can you teach me to how to climb up a tree? I'd like to, uh... play, yah that's it, "play" with you. Thanks in advance ;-) LTD Dear Duncan,
Can you teach me to how to climb up a tree? I’d like to, uh… play, yah that’s it, “play” with you.
Thanks in advance ;-)
LTD

]]> By: Cashew http://www.knitnut.net/2008/08/dear-duncan/#comment-36209 Cashew Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:34:04 +0000 http://knitnut.net/?p=767#comment-36209 Dear Duncan, I live with my mom, dad, two sisters (bratty girl cats) and my brother cat. Things were going swell (almost) until my mom decided that she was going to 'foster' other cats in our house! Separate from us, of course. But I had to have 'words' with one of the guys and mom said I was being bad. Wasn't it bad enough that MY MOM was spending any time with these intruders? But then *I* get blamed for defending my own house?? What gives? I have not as of yet resorted to your form of urinary justice, but let's just say if she pulls this stunt again I will NOT be happy. Any advice would be greatly appreciated! Yours truly, Cashew in D.C. Dear Duncan,
I live with my mom, dad, two sisters (bratty girl cats) and my brother cat. Things were going swell (almost) until my mom decided that she was going to ‘foster’ other cats in our house! Separate from us, of course. But I had to have ‘words’ with one of the guys and mom said I was being bad. Wasn’t it bad enough that MY MOM was spending any time with these intruders? But then *I* get blamed for defending my own house?? What gives? I have not as of yet resorted to your form of urinary justice, but let’s just say if she pulls this stunt again I will NOT be happy. Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

Yours truly,
Cashew in D.C.

]]> By: Miss Vicky http://www.knitnut.net/2008/08/dear-duncan/#comment-36208 Miss Vicky Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:00:11 +0000 http://knitnut.net/?p=767#comment-36208 Dear Duncan Since this small loud thing arrived in our house, I find I am no longer in charge of my humans. They won't let me go down the stairs before them, the walks are way shorter and they seem less interested in praising my canine gorgeousness and ferocity. You cat folk seem so much more in control of your humans. How do I get the pack order restored so I can be top dog once again? Sincerely Winston Dear Duncan

Since this small loud thing arrived in our house, I find I am no longer in charge of my humans. They won’t let me go down the stairs before them, the walks are way shorter and they seem less interested in praising my canine gorgeousness and ferocity. You cat folk seem so much more in control of your humans. How do I get the pack order restored so I can be top dog once again?

Sincerely
Winston

]]> By: XUP http://www.knitnut.net/2008/08/dear-duncan/#comment-36207 XUP Thu, 14 Aug 2008 13:19:54 +0000 http://knitnut.net/?p=767#comment-36207 Dear Duncan, My cat has taken to stalking my daughter around the house and viciously attacking her when she least expects it. She runs but he runs after her, anticipating her next move and cutting her off her escape routes. It's kind of funny to watch, but also a bit scary. Could you come and counsel Bazel on how to be a sweet, cuddly cat like you? (minus the urinary self-expression, of course) Signed, Tweedy Bird's mom Dear Duncan, My cat has taken to stalking my daughter around the house and viciously attacking her when she least expects it. She runs but he runs after her, anticipating her next move and cutting her off her escape routes. It’s kind of funny to watch, but also a bit scary. Could you come and counsel Bazel on how to be a sweet, cuddly cat like you? (minus the urinary self-expression, of course)

Signed,
Tweedy Bird’s mom

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