As a matter of fact, I’m not even sure who my people are. We’re just white, English-speaking, not-very-religious Canadians of undistinguished, mixed, or wishy-washy ancestry. I guess you could say we’re unhyphenated Canadians…we’ve lost our hyphens over time.
We don’t have a festival, but if we did I suspect it might be a little lame. I can’t even imagine how we’d go about planning it. What would we call it? What kind of food would we eat? What would we do?