News of Duncan’s fame has reached all the way back to his roots. The Ottawa Humane Society blogged about him yesterday.
You’d think his head would be swelling by now, but no.
“Duncan,” I said, “The Humane Society blogged about you! They heard you were the star of a romance novel!”
“Oh I’m just a minor character,” he said modestly, “But I was definitely the catalyst for that steamy sex scene in the bathroom.”
“How does it feel,” I asked, “To be immortalized in novels and art and the Humane Society’s blog?”
“Zoom,” he said, “I’m not going to lie to you. I’m flattered. But at the end of the day, I’m just an ordinary Norwegian Forest Cat who puts his pants on one leg at a time.”
“You’re too humble,” I said.
“You’re right,” he replied. “If it weren’t for my excessive humility, I’d be practically perfect.”
Then he yawned and fell asleep, signaling the end of the interview.
I don’t read romance novels, but I’m almost tempted to buy this book just to read about Duncan and the role played as a catalyst!
Correcting my typo: I meant …the role he played as a catalyst.
Duncan, if I buy the book, will you authorgraph it for me?
Very nice interview Zoom. Duncan certainly is a star!! He will soon be looking for tuna every day from GC.
Now that Duncan is super-famous, perhaps he should be invited to be Guest Meow-er at the next Humane Society fund raising event.
A celebrity for the cause.
Catalyst…?
Did ya tell Duncan you saw a cat almost as big as him in the movie?
My son and I throughly enjoyed the premier thanks for the heads up and nice to see you again. Ask me sometime about my son’s funny comment regarding hair.
You’re lucky Duncan talks to you Zoom…especially now that he is famous.
Encore, please
Lucy, Duncan gives new meaning to the term “claw-foot bathtub.”
Woodsy, you know he will. He’ll even lick it for you. That’s his latest thing – licking books. Lately we’ve been waking up in the morning to the sound of Duncan licking Catcher it the Rye.
Kathleen, you might be right – the last couple of weeks he’s had tuna on Tuesdays AND Wednesdays.
Sassy, would he have to wear a tux?
Coyote – Duncan was wondering if anyone would pick up on that.
Reb, I’m curious. Whose hair was he talking about?
Laura, that’s an excellent point.
Nursemyra, it’s not as easy as you might think to interview a cat!
It must be a sign of near perfection that Duncan would give the time of day when asked.