One day back in the mid-90s, my friend Cynthia and I were talking about internet porn, since she was writing a paper about it. I was absent-mindedly surfing the net while we talked.
“I think it’s blown out of proportion,” I said. “I never accidentally stumble across porn on the internet.”
The instant I uttered those words, I got hit by a porn bomb. A multitude of porn windows started popping open on my screen. For every window I closed, two more popped open. There was porn EVERYWHERE. I hadn’t seen that much porn since I snooped in my step-father’s closet as a child.
I immediately added the Internet to the list of places you might expect to stumble across porn, along with porn shops,under your teenager’s mattress, or in your parents’ closet.
Yesterday I added another place to that list: hanging in trees at the Experimental Farm.
Tree Porn
You gotta admit – that’s thinking outside the box!
I want to see it
Hey, trees have needs too!
Wow, some people have all the luck. I NEVER find anything good on my walks.
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Lissa/Analae
Oh, Zoom…you would stumble upon the AgriCan experiment to get the trees to pollinate earlier this spring. What with the warm weather and no signs of buds, they are trying to get the arbor into the mood….if you know what I mean. Of course, they could have chosen some better material..like “These Bushes Are On Fire” or “What the Gardener Saw”…
It’s like what you do when somebody loses at mitten.
Ahem, “a mitten.”
that is hilarious!
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why can’t I help but think that with a post title like this your blog will get even more hits :).
Valerie, ha!
Kim, maybe it’s for the birds and bees, not the trees.
Finola, I’d tell you what tree it was in, but it got snapped up right away. (I’ll lend it to you when I’m done.) (Just kidding.)
Lissa, thank you very much! I’m not sure I’ll get around to doing my part, since 15 is such a big number and I’m having motivational issues these days. But thank you.
The Chair – Oh I see, they’re just trying to get the sap running, so to speak?
Megan – ha ha!
Gliding – I thought so too.
Redfraggle – I know, it was a cheap attempt to boost my flagging stats. But it worked! I had an extra 142 visitors!
Oh dear. This reminds me of when A & I were doing searches of Ottawa Craigslist’s sex ads, and found ads from some guys wanting people to watch them masturbate in the Farm. UGH.
money may not grow on trees but with genetic engineering they’re getting closer….