Tomorrow I plan to do my full Year in Review post. But for now, here’s the Readers Digest Condensed Version:
In 2009 I had two mammograms, three breast ultrasounds, a pelvic ultrasound, an abdominal ultrasound, a bone scan, two biopsies, six MRIs, one radiation set-up, 18 radiation treatments, three pre-ops, three operations, three post-ops, 10 dressing changes at the hospital, 19 visits from the home care nurse, 10 physiotherapy appointments, a chest x-ray, 10 pain-management appointments, two appointments with the medical oncologist, three appointments with the radiation oncologist, four appointments with the breast surgeon and five appointments with the neurosurgeon.
Approximately 117 people saw my naked breasts, and about three-quarters of those people touched them.
I am really looking forward to 2010!
I know it’s wrong that I’m doubled over laughing but really, it’s better than crying.
Seems like you could put that to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. Hope the next decade is better for you!
and you bought some yarn and wrote a book and learned the difference between ravens and crows and bought a teapot and adopted some love birds…
Here’s to a brilliant 2010.
I think GC and Duncan might have got a mention as well!
I hope at least some of the breast viewing and touching was fun.
I also hope that 2010 is full of viewing and touching only for fun. Have a great year.
Not to worry, tomorrow’s edition of the 2009 Recap will be much more firmly fleshed out. So to speak.
You sure keep records! Amazing
All the best!
Ugh, you’re a strong woman!
here’s to 2010!
Tramp.
(Takes one to know one, I’ve heard. Whatever!)
May your boobs be less fondled in 2010… unless you like that kind of thing. (See “tramp”.) Just sayin’!
Now I can’t get the 12 days song out of my head! Did y’all see the silent monks singing Halleluja Chorus?
I hope that 2010 brings as much breast-touching, but with one change — you get the pick the person touching your breasts!
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