This is a messy job. I recommend using your boyfriend’s kitchen, especially if he has a Cuisinart and a tendency to clean up after you.
You start with this:
About halfway through, the kitchen will look like this:
And the great big pot will look like this:
When your great big pot overflows, your boyfriend will go to the [...]
They say you should never get an African Grey parrot because of their famous speaking abilities. It’s not fair to the parrot, and besides, there’s no guarantee that the African Grey you get will actually talk, unless of course you adopt an already-speaking adult, which is a very good idea.
While African Greys on the whole [...]
Yesterday I was sick. It hit me very suddenly at 10:30 in the morning. I spent the day in my pajamas on the couch, trying not to throw up. I feel marginally better today.
In the afternoon I got an email from that job I’ve been after – the one where I’ve been taking all those [...]
Kazoo and I discuss life, the universe and everything!
As you can see, I lied. Kazoo has a one-track mind, and it’s contagious.
Here’s Kazoo! I haven’t been able to get any good pictures of him yet because he’s still a little shy, and he hangs out way up there near the ceiling. (He’s on a perch on top of his cage.)
His cage is huge. I remembered it was big, but holy guacamole! It looks a lot more [...]
I wish I had a talking parrot.
Or maybe a pair of talking parrots.