I’m having a very bad day, and it’s very bad for reasons I’m not at liberty to discuss. But take my word for it: I need you all to send me truffles and red wine and good vibes. Thank you.

While I was walking home from work I was listening to my iPod and every song [...]

Way way back when I was a little girl, birthday parties were a very special thing.

We didn’t have expensive theme parties with magicians and ponies and trips to the spa back then. But we did wear our best party dresses over puffy crinolines. There were party games like Musical Chairs and Pin The Tail [...]

I got this annual recapping idea from Rachael at Yarn-a-go-go.

January

Duncan and I adopted each other, I went on a business trip to Toronto, and Mayor Larry thought he was a rock star when he got booked on charges of bribery and influence peddling.

February

I won second prize in a beauty contest. Ha ha! No [...]